OPTIMAL NEW LIFE
Dear Citizen,
Firstly, let me start by saying that I empathize. Your loss is also my loss. Never did we think human life would get to this point! But here we are in our hermetically sealed homes experiencing something completely new – a new stage of human life and a step towards New Mankind.
Even in the early days of the pandemic, we could not foresee that this virus would mutate to the level it has. We did not know that the virus which initially jumped from one person to the next, would mutate to survive, thrive, and continue to strengthen in the atmosphere.
We are fortunate that the world’s leading scientists were able to quickly help a great number of the world’s population by inventing the components of our Optimal New Life Home Kit which will not only protect us from contracting the virus but will lead us into the first age of New Mankind!
If you are reading this, you have survived! Congratulations! If you are reading this, you purchased the Optimal New Life Home Kit. In your kit you should have received the items which will lead you steadfastly into the future.
Please read the item descriptions on the next page. They will quickly assist you in the optimal use of the kit. No items in the Optimal New Life Home Kit are covered by any warranty.
Repair tutorials may be found on the Optimal New Life Home Kit channel on YouTube. For further information please lodge an enquiry form at www.optimalnewlife.com
Please note: If you have not received one or more of the following components in the kit, you may be issued a partial refund but as you know - due to the current contamination levels in the atmosphere, we will not be able to deliver the missing item/s to your home.
Sincerely,
C. V. Seakret-Lee Stoked
Home Sealant
If you are reading this, you have already sealed your home. Well done. Several Optimal New Life YouTube tutorials went viral (no pun intended) at the beginning of The Great Mutation. These videos demonstrated some of the very first Optimal New Life Home Kit customers sealing their homes. No further explanation as to how to the apply the sealant to your homes should be required.
Should your sealant not withstand climate conditions surrounding your home, we cannot help. It would mean you are living inside a volcano or in a location where it never stops raining. The scientists created a compound glue which withstands all most conditions.
Please note: Some weather conditions were not tested due to tight time constraints, but we have faith in our inventors. Additional buckets of Home Sealant will not be available for the foreseeable future.
Reality Goggles
Reality Goggles are you and your families key to the New Mankind Reality Metaverse. Meet with your colleagues in the Reality Metaverse, chat at the watercooler with your teammates, take your significant other on a date to their favourite Reality Metaverse restaurant, play soccer with your buddies and watch the little one’s graduate.
The Reality Metaverse allows you to live a normal life. You can continue to make money and have ordinary or extraordinary experiences just like you would have in the Former World.
Remember that the Reality Metaverse is still being built by the world’s most innovative creators every second of every day and the potential is literally endless!
We knew of a world with boundaries. The Former World had only so many locations to explore. In the Reality Metaverse, in time, you and generations to come will explore places and things that humans have never, ever seen before. The future sure is exciting!
Please note: At this stage you will only have access to the beginner’s level Reality Metaverse which has been assessed and agreed upon by the world’s leaders, scientists and medical professionals. You will interact only with the people in your Former World circle and be provided with a basic home and vehicle to use in the initial days of Reality Metaverse. As we make the global transition, we want all humans to feel safe, comfortable and to learn the rules of the Reality Metaverse with ease. If you have not received your Reality Metaverse Goggles, we apologise and realise that this significantly impacts your entire future as a social being and Future Creator. You may be issued a 50 per cent refund on the full purchase of your Optimal New Life Home Kit and we wish you good luck with your future Isolated Life.
Reality Platform
Each morning, once you step up onto your Reality Platform your Reality Goggles will turn on and you will be ready to step into your day. The Reality Platform has several functions and features which allow you to feel the same things you did in the Former World.
Electric pulses will surge through the soles of your feet and throughout your body, allowing you to experience sensations such as: walking barefoot on grass, feeling a cool breeze by the ocean, intense sexual encounters and more.
In future you will be able to feel the aftereffects of surgery and the symptoms of an ordinary flu. This will be an optional feature for the real Former World addicts!
Please note: Your Reality Platform is designed to enhance your New Mankind experience, but should you choose to use only the Reality Goggles your status in the Reality Metaverse will not change. You can be just as productive and successful from the comfort of your own bed. Should you choose not to have the physical level of the New Mankind experience, you will not be able to return or resell the Reality Platform, nor will you be issued a refund.
Pro-creation Kit
An exciting invention for New Mankind is the DIY Pro-creation Kit. The enhanced gene pool means future generations will be resistant to many ailments and shortfalls that we once knew in the Former World.
Our New Mankind offspring will require very little food and hydration to live - allowing resources to go much further. Revolutionary Genetic coding has allowed us to breed New Mankind humans with a minimum IQ of 135! The possibilities for growth and innovation for the New Mankind are amazing!
Within your DIY Pro-creation Kit bag you will find the following items:
3x New Mankind seeds
3x New Mankind eggs
3x Pro-creation Mixing Dishes
3x Three Womb Chambers
Please note: Optimal New Life does not accept any responsibility for New Mankind offspring should they become difficult to control. The maximum level of Pro-creation allowed per household is three. We recommend breeding one new human per decade, but it is up to you to decide whether you want triplets or species survival. Our leading scientists are currently inventing New Mankind Humans which will be resistant to the virus, but it may take many years given the speed at which the virus is mutating.
Pure Sustenance
You will have received a large container of Pure Sustenance. You will very likely have begun a basic (or advanced, depending on your capabilities and equipment) hydroponic grow space within your home following the Great Mutation announcements.
For those of you who were unable to or will require an additional food source the container you have received will be enough to sustain you for the next twenty years. Yes! That’s right, twenty years. It’s hard to believe that the amount in the 100-litre container will do that, but you will only need a quarter of a teaspoon a day, diluted in Aquaforte or placed under your tongue and allowed to dissolve to keep you going all day.
Please note: Pure Sustenance does not replace a healthy diet.
by Ruth Niemiec
Ruth Niemiec (www.ruthniemiec.com or IG @ruth_niemiec) is a writer of non-fiction, fiction and poetry in English and Polish. Ruth received her BA with a major in Professional Writing from Victoria University. Her non-fiction has recently appeared on or in Dumbo Feather, ABC Everyday, Mamamia and She Rose Revolution. Her poetry has recently appeared or is forthcoming in Pigeon, fly!, Coffee People, ARC Journal, Farside Review, Rhodora, Anti-Heroin Chic, Block Party Magazine, Adelaide Magazine, creatures, in addition to other journals and magazines. Her fiction has been published in Parliament, Sad Girls and Minnow. Ruth was the first the place recipient of Brimbank Writers & Readers Festival Microfiction Award in 2022.